The University of Pittsburgh has compensated for its earlier error of misplacing my transcripts from my application and has graciously accepted me into its halls of higher learning.
This January I shall embark upon the noble pursuit of a college degree, the acquisition of which I am sure will equip me for the future to which I am destined – one frought with potty training, PTA meetings, and one-pot casseroles – the likes of which I feel painfully unequal to without the guidance of formal education.
*Thus ends – for now – my nod to the Ivory Tower.*
Thank you, and let Insanity commence.

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